PROVISIONAL
DO NOT HUMANIZE
RETENTION COPY
Application for Productive Integration
Congratulations. Your deviation has been observed, categorized, misfiled, recovered, and placed under preliminary consideration by the Vril Human Resource Integration Division. This is not recruitment. Recruitment implies desire. This is a suitability opportunity in which your usefulness may be discovered despite the obstacle of your personality.
Applicant name
Reader / Player / User, hereafter 'candidate', 'asset', 'temporary witness', or 'clerical weather event.'
Triggering event
Book 1 Chapter 9: Gray Suits return. Candidate may have observed excess procedural confidence in people with insufficient visible souls.
Relevant aptitude
Pattern awareness, EM sensitivity, inappropriate curiosity, resistance-adjacent reading comprehension, and failure to accept obvious lies at normal consumer speed.
Primary benefit
Access to SubstrateNet personnel classifications, threat ratings, recruitment value estimates, compliance memos, screenshots, folders, and other documents designed to make evil look like office management.
Mandatory voluntary disclosures
I acknowledge that individuality may be treated as an unresolved formatting issue.
I agree that the word 'opportunity' may include surveillance, containment, cubicles, or lunch meetings that last longer than some civilizations.
I understand that any aura, conscience, hesitation, or spiritual nausea must be reported to my assigned gray-suit supervisor within three business eternities.
I consent to SubstrateNet compatibility review, including folders, screenshots, compliance folders, folder screenshots, and screenshots of folders nobody remembers authorizing.
If previously aligned with the Resistance, I understand that accepting this application may classify me as a double agent, suspected double agent, future suspected double agent, or person too interesting for a normal form.